Writery Nerdbait

This post may seem a little all-over-the-place, but there are so many pieces of awesome involved and I feel like I should talk about them all. Let us begin at the beginning. A while back, YouTube started supporting original webshow programming. Which I suppose they’ve always done, in a way, but they’re officially sanctioning it now. They made channels to aggregate shows that are similar, and you can subscribe to a channel now instead of just one user or show at a time, right? Makes sense. Good on you, YouTube. We’re living in a weird pre-singularity futureworld between the era of television and the interwebs being separate and the era of the two becoming one giant beast. And of course the very first channel I subscribed to was Geek & Sundry, because it’s run by Felicia Day and has all the episodes of The Guild.

I’ve talked about Felicia Day and The Guild on the blog before. But this YouTube channel has given her the room to bring us a bunch of new webshow awesomeness without having to do it all alone and run herself ragged and have a nervous breakdown. Must be super gratifying to be able to give all her funny, interesting friends an outlet to do the cool thing they love and then just hand it over to the nerds of the world. There are a ton of great shows on Geek & Sundry. A brief list: Sword and Laser (a scifi/fantasy book club), TableTop (playing board games with Wil Wheaton), Written By a Kid (they take a kid telling a story then make a short film of it with the kid narrating – sounds weird but it’s hilarious, trust me), and the Flog (Felicia Day’s show which is more or less a video blog of her doing stuff she’s always wanted to do and filming it, because she can, because she’s her own boss, ha ha, so there). Anyway, just go to YouTube (and subscribe!) or geekandsundry.com and check it out.

So take a jump to the left (and then a step to the ri-i-i-ight) and recall my rabid Patrick Rothfuss fandom. Turns out that, as occasionally happens in my little nerdy heaven, these two are friends! And I don’t know what crazy behind-closed-doors conversations had to take place under clandestine conditions for the cosmos to line up the way they have, but the end result is that now Patrick Rothfuss is doing a show on Geek & Sundry.

The show is called The Story Board and basically, it’s just a Google+ Hangout with Rothfuss and a handful of other writers having a conversation. The sort of conversations that I imagine them having at a dinner party or something, you know? Just talking about their process and craft, what they think of other authors’ work, the current state of publishing, etc, etc. It’s a monthly show, and each episode has a different topic. This first one went up this week and features Diana Rowland, Emma Bull, and Jim Butcher talking about (appropriately) Urban Fantasy. I don’t necessarily know a lot about Urban Fantasy (for example, should I be capitalizing those words?) and I thought it was really interesting to hear what these guys had to say about it. Like comparing Urban Fantasy to old fairy tales, where the dark and scary city is acting as a stand-in for the forest. Isn’t that brilliant? Because who’s afraid of the woods anymore? Besides me, but we have bears, so that doesn’t count. These are the kinds of writery things I think about anyway. Sort of reminds me of being in a creative writing or literature lecture in college, only funnier, and with people who actually do this for a living instead of hanging out with self-righteous college students all day.

I don’t know. Maybe I just miss my writer’s group.

Hmm, I just made myself sad.

Anyway, I also really love that Geek & Sundry is kind of pushing reading a little. The Sword and Laser show is a book-club-slash-book-review show. Felicia Day has her own book club that does monthly Google+ Hangouts (The Vaginal Fantasy book club – they read scifi/fantasy romance novels). And now this thing with Rothfuss. I mean, obviously I could make the erroneous overgeneralization that because the target market for this company is the nerdier demographic they can get away more easily with talking about books than say, oh, I don’t know, Fox. But I don’t think one can necessarily equate intelligence with interest. Not across the board. This is definitely biased by my literature degree but: books are important. We don’t read enough in this country and the publishing industry is dying. But Felicia Day has serious clout these days, so I’m glad she’s giving people that sort of forum. Maybe someone who never gave a shit about reading will see one of these shows and get really into scifi or fantasy or romance. Or even science. Or screenwriting. That would be worth all the effort, I think.

So, what’s the point? Besides the fact that I think this whole thing is cool? (And really, shouldn’t that be enough? It’s my blog, damn it! I write what I want!) No, no, it is cool. And Rothfuss is following in the footsteps of other webshows that have kind of made it ok to say “Well there’s this thing I want to do, and if I put it on the interwebs it’ll be easy for everyone to see. And free. And if they don’t like it they can kiss my ass because there’s a whole big interwebs out there that they can go watch cat videos on. Oh, and it’s free.” (Don’t be a hater in webshow comments, y’all. They work their balls off to make a cool thing and then give it to us for free. Be nice.) I think I talked about this a bit in my Neil Gaiman post, about how the nature of distribution has changed and is simultaneously changing the way we think about art in the first place. It’s a New Media world, you know? People have to put their amount of “web presence” on their résumés now. Isn’t that weird?

But taking that responsibility on ourselves as creators, and giving a big “fuck you” to the System or the Man or whatever, and just doing what we love because we love it and ratings and sales and money be damned? All of that? That’s our generation’s revolution. It’s quiet and it’s slow and it’s a lot less ballsy than marching in the streets, but it’s a foundation for what’s coming. Telling people that art is ok. That their story matters. That they can say anything and someone, somewhere will listen. Or teaching a kid that the people they look up to like books and that being smart is cool. That’s something I think we need to impress upon them at a very young age. Fuck teaching to the test. Fuck memorizing and regurgitating information. Give your kid a book. Show them how to tell a story, and maybe that story will change the world. All we are is our words.

I’m getting a little off-topic here, but I’m thirty and I just learned that. Not that all we are is our words. I knew that. But the bit about saying what you have to say and putting it out there instead of hiding it away because you’re scared that no one will ever put it out there for you. A year ago I was terrified to even let my best friends read my stuff and now I look forward all week to blog day (although admittedly I don’t have a whole hell of a lot of exciting things to look forward to out here in bear country). Things aren’t going to just happen to you. You have to do things for yourself. And I think between having the good imps at Geek & Sundry (and other similar organizations) to show me how, and having so many people tell me that they actually like my blog, I learned that lesson with the least amount of crying possible. So thanks for that, you guys. Go make a cool thing and put it out there for the world to enjoy. It’ll totally be worth it.

The Guild – and my love of webshows

I am completely, painfully ignorant about gaming. I even have a hard time using “game” as a verb, but I do it because I have to. I played Magic in junior high and high school, and most of my friends still play. But after Portal I gave up. I had lost its esoteric thrill. Like Marilyn Manson. Or magic mushrooms. Or AP French. Maybe I just grew out of it, I don’t know. Anyway, as an adult I still play games. Scrabble, Tetris, poker, Cranium, even the occasional deadly bout of Twister. My friends and I are pretty boring people, sitting around drinking rum and playing Canasta. We should just get over ourselves and retire to Florida. I know. Trust me, I’m well aware. I play games. But I don’t game.

So having said that, I was honestly stunned when I fell ass-over-teakettle in love with The Guild. There are definitely a few jokes I didn’t get, but I’m big enough to admit it, and knowing is half the battle. And I have Google on my side. It’s a pretty interesting look at the culture of gaming, though. There’s no note of condescension to the uninitiated, which I like. You either get it or you don’t. And if you don’t, there’s a million other things out there that need (want?) watching. Why pander to the masses? We’re Americans. The masses are idiots. You know, en masse.

Felicia Day I knew from Buffy and Dr. Horrible. I didn’t know she was that bloody funny, though. Guess I’d always chalked that up to the Joss Whedon-ness. (No offense intended there, I know that acting is just as important as writing. Once you train your brain to listen for Whedon-style wittiness, it’s hard to go back.) But damn, that woman’s funny. And it’s a really character-driven show (can I say that without sounding pretentious? I doubt it). I feel like I know these people. Probably because every nerd knows a group of “those people.” The actors are great. No one comes off as cartoonish at all. Stereotypes, yes, for sure, but not pointless, space-filling caricatures. Plus, once you get to season five it’s a cameo-fest. Once again, I’m sure I missed some that only gamers would recognize. But from my previous nerdism: Neil Gaiman, Stan Lee, Wil Wheaton, Nathan Fillion, Brent Spiner, Eliza Dushku – all in about an hour and a half of total runtime? Hells yeah. Awesome sauce.

Did I mention that I haven’t had tv for ten years? I still don’t. I actually kind of hate tv. I love tv shows, but hate tv. It’s weird. Tv is a really cool medium. Like short stories. It’s hard to have three acts with so little time. So I buy a lot of shows on DVD. And I have the interwebs now, so I’m widening my horizons a little. Still no Netflix or anything. I live in this really strange media limbo. Television purgatory. Which is why I hate when I fall in love with a show between seasons (I couldn‘t find any info on when they’re going to start making season six, so if anybody knows please drop me an email or a tweet). I’ve shot myself in the foot like that several times. Lost, Robot Chicken, Stargate Universe (don’t judge me, I have OCD, I need the whole set, fuck off). It’s the only situation in which I can honestly say I’m glad Firefly only went one season. Don’t send me hatemail on that one, you know you’d hate to have to wait for more, too.

Ok. I take it back. I’m sorry Firefly. I didn’t mean it. Don’t be mad.

What was I saying? The Guild. Web show! Fucking brilliant. Yes, I know I’m late for the boat here, don’t think that I’m naïve or anything. This is old hat for most folks. But to me, the Luddite bookworm, it’s new and exciting. I’m just really stoked about getting to watch all these shows I’ve found online. So much geeky fun to be had. I dig the whole idea. Web shows are like distilled television, flash fiction to tv’s short stories (to just go ahead and overuse an analogy). And it’s all so very indie. Much, much respect for that. Why wait around for network approval and getting picked up and budgets and contracts and all that other bullshit? When we live in an age of just getting a bunch of your funny friends and a digital camera and doing what you love, the way you want it done, because you can? There are no excuses. Maybe that’s what I love about The Guild. It’s so sincere because there’s nothing holding it back.

Which, incidentally, is part of the reason I started this blog. I was sick of being a chickenshit, thinking in the old paradigm, waiting for something to happen to me instead of doing something for myself. I’ll say it again: There are no excuses. Thanks, Felicia Day (and legion of minions). Now if only I could be funny and pretty and rich and play the violin…

I’ll work on it. I’ll keep you posted.